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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore.




Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

the stockings were hung by the chimney with care

in the hope that St Nicholas soon would be there.


I sat in my chair, whisky in hand, thinking out loud

about what I could do to make me feel proud.


Mum in her kerchief and I in my cap

Had just settled down when all went a flap.


An idea did come, my head all a clatter

I sprang from my chair the peace I did shatter

Away to the laptop i flew with a flash

Then opened the browser and went with a dash

To KSH Safety and what did I see?


Over a hundred short courses all waiting for me.

Time to upskill before the big Christmas day.


When what to my wondering eyes should appear……


More rapid than eagles, the courses they came

and I whistled and I shouted and I called them by name..

"on Asbestos Awareness, on CDM, on Sales Skills and Manual Handling as well

On Food Safety, on Lone Working, and Fire Marshal too,

on Working Safely, Social Media and Duty of Care,

whatever the subject, they are all there."


The courses i loved, they were fun to do,

and available all Christmas for you to pursue.


The training was excellent and gave me delight.


"Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.”


Online Training on food safety, health and safety, health and social care, business skills and much more available at . Use code 10KSHOFFER at checkout for 10% off.

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